On Tap

Particle Sword / 6.9%ABV

Cyro IPA Denali, Centennial, El Dorado for days. Tropical, jammy and extra dank, fresh squeezed juice. 


Turbo Nerd / 7.5%ABV

Northeast Extra IPA


wizard's tree/ 6.6%ABV

American Wild Cider Wizard’s Tree is a mixed-fermentation American Wild Cider pressed from 2017 late harvest varietals from School Orchards, fermented on naturally occurring yeast and our house micro flora at our Blendery, then refermented in the bottle with champagne yeast. No sulfites, no pasteurization, no back-sweetening, no bullshit.


Galaxy Nerd/ 7.5%ABV

Single hop Extra IPA  Our flagship Nerd Series, Hopped in the kettle and double dry-hopped exclusively with a super-dank lot of Australian Galaxy


Binaural beatbox / 5%ABV

Nordic Farmbier w/ Black Currants  Nordic Farm-bier brewed with oats, white wheat, and conditioned on a heaping and coincidental 420lbs of tart & jammy black currants. 


Strange Landscapes Sauvignon Blanc / 5.5%ABV

Oak Aged Saison conditioned on Sauvignon Blanc grapes  Strange Landscape: Sauvignon Blanc is the first in a series of wine/saison hybrids from our #Blendery that seek to merge the bounty of both local and foreign terroir. Fermented on French oak for one year. Then, blended and conditioned on Sauvignon Blanc grapes for a good long time before being finished in freshly dumped Russian River Valley white wine barriques.


Pineapple Smoosh / 7.8%ABV

Double India Pale Ale Hopped and dry hopped generously with Mosaic and Centennial, and conditioned on lactose, vanilla bean, and pineapple puree. 



Mixed Fermentation Farmhouse Ale Brewed w/ Cherries A blended farmhouse ale comprised of 80% mature saison and 20% young saison that was fermented on cherries. Conditioned in the bottle with Brett Lambicus for 6 months, for a total age of 18 months at a time. 


Good Good / 8%ABV

Northeast Double IPA Our cherished beacon of dank-ness that lights the way. An evolving beer that marries the quaff-ability of a juicy pale ale with the kick and brawn of a dank DIPA. This batch is the cleanest yet. Boosted with lupulin powder and dry hopped in duplicity with cherished Mosaic and Simcoe. Notes of frosty buds, terpenoid smoke screens, grapefruit zest on top of your wood stove, and Denver mimosas.


Miracle Visions / 8%ABV

Double IPA Miracle Visions is our DIPA hopped in duplicity with a trippy blend of Mosaic, Denali, and Nugget. Exceedingly Tropical and dank. 


Cuvée Fay/ 4.2%ABV

Wine Barrel Fermented Farmhouse Beer A rustic, wine barrel-fermented saison with rose petals, chrysanthemum, and chamomile. Brewed in October of '17 and fermented entirely in French oak wine barriques with an expressive saison yeast and a blend of brettanomyces, then naturally re-fermented for 4 months in this bottle. 


Cream & Shugga / 6%ABV

Oatmeal Milk Stout on Nitro This stellar Milk Stout flows forth from the nitro taps to showcase a fluffy, drippy meditation on oatmeal, milk sugar, and a ménage of roasted malts... drenching your glass in layers and notes of marshmallow fluff, ground cocoa, Ethiopian coffee, nilla wafers, and British biscuits.


Horizon Lines / 5%ABV

Summer Refresher on  Nitro  with a touch or Pineapple and Blood Orange.






Stone & Key Chardonnay

Sone & Key Petite Sirah